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Let me preface this with the fact that I&#39;ve been an AT&amp;T wireless subscriber since 1995.&#160; Last December (2008) I decided AT&amp;T&#39;s U-verse was appealing enough for me to drop Time Warner (phone and internet) which I had used for at least 10 years as well as DirecTV which I had used for 6 years. &#160;</p><p>Don&#39;t get me wrong, the internet speed is good and while the DVR is lacking some features other vendors have had for years (not just Tivo), the picture quality is great.&#160; No, this is about customer service or the lack thereof.</p><p>The following is a rundown of my lack of customer service:<br /><ul><li>12/1/2008:</li><ul><li>Ordered Uverse which included internet, tv and phone service to be installed 12/27/2008 between 8am and noon.</li></ul><li>12/26/2008:</li><ul><li>Received a call from AT&amp;T that they wouldn&#39;t be able to install phone service as my current provider (Time Warner) doesn&#39;t perform phone transfers on Saturdays.&#160; I was told internet and tv would still be installed and she would setup the installation of phone service on the 5th.&#160; She mentioned that due to a limitation in &quot;the system&quot; she couldn&#39;t actually schedule it until the 29th.</li></ul><li>12/27/2008:</li><ul><li>After no one had shown up by 11am (scheduled to arrive between 8am and noon), I called and was told they wouldn&#39;t be there until 1:30pm.&#160; Because of this, they would not be able to finish before 6pm - a known time limitation I gave my salesperson prior to scheduling.&#160; I then rescheduled it for the 30th and assumed phone server could now be handled at the same time.</li></ul><li>12/30/2008:</li><ul><li>The tech showed up on time and did a good job of everything but phone.&#160; He said it wasn&#39;t scheduled for that day so he couldn&#39;t and also saw that it wasn&#39;t scheduled for the 5th...as I was told it would be.&#160; I then rescheduled, yet again, for phone service to be installed on the 23rd?!</li></ul><li>1/1/2009:</li><ul><li>Morning: Happy New Year, your internet and tv is dead!&#160; I called AT&amp;T who said they couldn&#39;t have anyone come out until the next day.</li><li>Night: I notice all seems to be back up but decide to wait until morning before I call AT&amp;T to ensure it&#39;s stable.</li></ul></ul><ul><li>1/2/2009:</li><ul><li>All seems fine so I call AT&amp;T to let them know there&#39;s no need to come out.&#160;&#160;</li><li>About an hour later, I&#39;m not kidding, internet and tv is dead again.&#160; I call AT&amp;T and, surprisingly, they can send someone out.&#160; After working for hours, the tech fixed some issues concerning my cable down the street and also ran a new cable from the corner to my house - that will need to be buried.&#160; After this, internet and tv is once again up.<br /></li></ul></ul><ul><li>1/20/2008:</li></ul><ul><ul><li>Being that I hadn&#39;t received any formal notification that the installation was still happening on the 23rd, I decided to call to ensure it was still scheduled.&#160; Surprise, it wasn&#39;t.&#160; I then spent the next hour, just a bit frustrated, and ended up with YET ANOTHER installation date on the 30th.&#160; <br /></li><li>It seems when I canceled my service call (when internet and tv was down) on the 2nd, the operator instead canceled my phone installation ticket.&#160; Joy.<br /></li><li>However, I was told I&#39;d receive a $50 credit on the first month of phone service and then $10 off the next 6 months to cover the cost of continuing internet and phone service through my &quot;current&quot; provider.</li></ul><li>1/21/2008:</li><ul><li>While burying the new cable from the curb to my house, AT&amp;T mistakenly? cut Time Warner&#39;s cable...that was, until that point, still supplying internet and thereby phone service.&#160; I scheduled Time Warner to come out on the 23rd. &#160;</li><ul><li>By the way, Time Warner was more than happy to come out on the 22nd but I had a scheduling conflict.</li></ul></ul><li>1/23/2008:</li><ul><li>Time Warner showed up <em>on time</em>, fixed the cable and then charged me $35 for doing so.&#160; I again had phone service, until...</li><li>Time Warner cut the phone service.&#160; When I called Time Warner I was told they had an order from AT&amp;T to transfer the service on 2/12/2008.&#160; I politely told them 2/12 was 20 days away.&#160; The response was their policy is to cut service as soon as an order is placed, not when it&#39;s requested to do so.&#160; This is a ridiculous way to treat (even soon to be ex) customers.&#160; I was then told I&#39;d have to have AT&amp;T request for it to be turned back on.</li><li>I then spent at least 2 hours dealing with AT&amp;T trying to figure out 1) what happened to the 30th, 2) why in hell am I in the middle of this mess and 3) why should I have to wait 7 days?, 20 days? for service I ordered almost 2 months ago?!&#160; I was finally told the 30th was my installation date, nothing could be done...</li></ul><li>1/26/2008:</li><ul><li>I receive a call from AT&amp;T stating that they couldn&#39;t install my phone on the 30th and it would have to wait until 2/12.&#160; I can&#39;t remember what transpired over the next 30 or so minutes but I know at least part of my continued, some would say loud response was for them to &quot;figure it out, the date is the 30th&quot;.</li></ul><li>1/30/2008:</li><ul><li>Wouldn&#39;t you know it, no one showed up to install my phone service.</li></ul><li>2/4/2008:</li><ul><li>I sadly called AT&amp;T to see when, maybe, possibly, by chance someone was scheduled to install phone service, if not on the 12th, when.&#160; I was told that the system showed they should have been out on 1/30, but 2/12 is still scheduled as well.&#160; I chuckled like The Joker but felt like Billy Bob in Slingblade.&#160; I asked if they could move the date up as I haven&#39;t had phone service for close to 2 weeks.&#160; I was told due to the time, they&#39;d call back tomorrow with either an earlier date or a confirmation that the 12th is still valid.</li></ul></ul> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>My wife sat down on&#160; the couch&#160; next to me as I was flipping channels. She&#160; asked, &#39;What&#39;s on&#160; TV?&#39;</p><p>I said,&#160; &#39;Dust.&#39;</p><p>And then the fight&#160; started...<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>My wife was hinting about what she&#160; wanted for&#160; our upcoming anniversary. She said, &#39;I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3&#160; seconds.&#39;</p><p>I bought her a&#160; scale.</p><p>And then the fight&#160;&#160; started...<br />&#160;<br />---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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</p><p>My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.</p><p>My&#160; wife asked, &#39;Do you know her?&#39;</p><p>&#39;Yes,&#39;&#160; I&#160; sighed, &#39;She&#39;s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn&#39;t been sober since.&#39;</p><p>&#39;My God!&#39; says my wife, &#39;who would think a&#160; person could go on celebrating that long?&#39;</p><p>And&#160; then the fight started...</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>I took my wife to a restaurant.&#160; The waiter, for&#160; some reason, took my order first.</p><p>&quot;I&#39;ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.&quot;</p><p>He said, &quot;Aren&#39;t you worried about the&#160; mad cow?&quot;&quot;</p><p>Nah, she can order for herself.&quot;</p><p>And then the fight&#160; started...</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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</p><p>I&#160; asked my wife, &quot;Where do you want to go for our anniversary?&#160; &quot;</p><p>It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.&#160; &quot;Somewhere I haven&#39;t been in a long time!&quot;&#160; she said.</p><p>So I suggested, &quot;How about the kitchen?&quot;</p><p>And that&#39;s when the fight&#160; started...</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
</p><p>My wife and I are&#160; watching Who Wants To Be A&#160; Millionaire while we were in bed.&#160; I turned to her and said, &quot;Do you want to have&#160; sex?&quot;</p><p>&quot;No,&quot; she&#160;&#160; answered.</p><p>I then said, &quot;Is that your final&#160; answer?&quot;</p><p>She didn&#39;t even look at&#160; me this time,&#160; simply saying &quot;Yes.&quot;</p><p>So I&#160; said, &quot;Then I&#39;d like to phone a&#160; friend.&quot;</p><p>And that&#39;s when the fight started...
    
    
    

    
    
    
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